Daily Check-In 11/22/2017

Wednesday, but a different kind of Wednesday. It’s the night before Thanksgiving. There were some things that happened today, but I need to keep things short tonight.

Jared Kushner is in a world of hurt.

Everything is falling apart for Jared in the White House, and he’s asking friends if Mueller’s Investigation will reach Trump.

Spoiler Alert: It will.

NYAG Schneiderman investigating FCC comments and stolen identities.

22 million people commented about net neutrality earlier this year. A lot of them didn’t know they did. Especially the dead people.

NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman wants to know why thousands of dead New Yorkers made comments. He asked them nicely six months ago, and they ignored him.

So he’s taking matters into his own hands.

Putin says Russia should get ready for war.

Putin sees that Russia needs to upgrade its equipment if it wants to keep up with the world. That, and they’re about to be at war with Europe and NATO within a few years.

Trump Organization cuts ties with SoHo project

This was the same project that Donnie and Ivanka were almost indicted over, until Trump’s lawyer made a substantial donation to the NYC Attorney General.

Kushner urged Trump to fire Comey

Jared is way out of his game.

Top Trump staffers didn’t file financial disclosures upon leaving White House

Uh-oh.

Bijan Kian, associate of Mike Flynn, under investigation by Mueller.

Bijan is an Iranian friend and co-worker from Flynn Intelligence Group. He has background information on Flynn’s Russian connections.

Moore Communications Director resigns

Maybe he got sick and tired of defending a child molester?

FROM RACHEL MADDOW

Mike Flynn took money from Kaspersky after being fired from the DIA. Kaspersky is a loosely affiliated arm of Russian Intelligence. This is AFTER the DIA started sounding the alarm on Kaspersky.

That’s it for today. If it looks weird, something happened with the format that I didn’t fix.

But tonight, I bake pies.

Thank you, and have a good one.

Daily Check-In 11/21/2017

Tuesday. Remember how I said yesterday that this week would normally be quiet, but instead would likely be busy?

Me and my big mouth.

FCC UNVEILS PLAN TO KILL NET NEUTRALITY

It’s war time, fuckers. Net Neutrality is possibly the most important free speech protection of the 21st century.

Short version: Net Neutrality keeps the Internet for Americans free. It keeps us from being China, or Russia, or North Korea. It keeps the ISP monopolies from deciding what news you read, what games you play, what porn you jerk off to, and what movies you watch.

And Trump wants to take that freedom away.

Call, protest, tweet, scream, meme. Do whatever it takes.

TRUMP TALKS WITH PUTIN ON PHONE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR

This is crazy. I’d put serious money down that he talks to Putin more than his son Barron.

TRUMP ENDORSES ROY MOORE

Remember when I asked “How could he fuck this up?”

Well, I guessed right. He publicly endorsed Roy Moore.

This, of course caused an uproar on social media. Especially amongst the resistance and patriots, who have been following the many accusations against Donald Trump, including the Jane Doe lawsuit.

For more creepiness…

Roy Moore first noticed his wife at a dance recital when she was 15 or 16 years old. He was at a dance recital, by himself, as a 30 year old.

A retired cop said they had to keep an eye on him around parks and ballgames. They also had to protect the cheerleaders from him.

CARTER PAGE MET HUNGARIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS

The Sheldon Cooper of Treason met with Hungarian Officials while representing Trump.

Hungary has developed very close relations to Putin’s regime.

The Hungarians pointed out how bad Carter was in this meeting.

MAR-A-LAGO BUSINESS SAGGING, BEING PROPPED UP BY TRUMP AND ALLIES

Who would’ve thought that people don’t want to have their conventions at Trump’s signature club after he supported Nazis?

Legitimate customers are leaving, and only cronies are filling in the gap.

RUSSIAN NUCLEAR ACCIDENT IN SEPTEMBER

Oh, Jesus Fucking Christ. A nuclear accident took place in Mayak, Russia, back in September, and was kept under wraps until now. Of course, it was discovered by tracking the CLOUD OF RADIATION AS IT TRACKED ACROSS EUROPE.

DANA ROHRABACHER BACHER HAD A CODE NAME, FBI WANTS TO MEET HIM ABOUT ASSANGE MEETING

Dana Rohrabacher was so influential to the Russian efforts in Washington, their intelligence service gave him a code name. I’m still trying to track it down, but “Dipshit Surfer” fits.

By the way, the FBI wants to ask him a few questions about his meeting with Julian Assange.

By the way, it’s Rohrabacher. I’ve been spelling it wrong for a while.

KUSHNER AND ISRAEL

Here’s a Twitter thread from Attorney Renato Mariotti about the seriousness of the newest accusations against Jared Kushner.

WHITE HOUSE POOLING LEGAL DEFENSE FUNDS

Lost in this story about the Trump Campaign no longer paying for Donnie Jr’s legal funds is this tidbit about a legal fund being set up and pooled together.

This could cause some serious conflicts of interest. Let’s say a staffer has to use the fund to pay for an attorney, but Trump puts conditions on it. What’s the staffer to do if those conditions put them between a rock and a hard place?

JUDGE RULES TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER ON SANCTUARY CITIES UNCONSTITUTIONAL

At least there’s some good news.

PALMER REPORT STORY ABOUT INDICTMENT(A)

Bill Palmer wrote a good article about the different indictments in the Russian Investigation, and how these are in place to prevent Trump from using pardons.

GOOGLE TO DE-RANK RT AND SPUTNIK

Google is getting in the game. They’re looking to de-rank Sputnik and RT, following their registration as Russian state agents.

That’s it for today. There were still a few things I didn’t get to. We’re getting the news dump a little early this week due to the holiday.

Daily Check-In 11/20/2017

Monday, a day for idiots.

DONNIE JR. MET WITH ALEXANDER TORSHIN AT NRA EVENT IN MAY 2016, AROUND SAME TIME JARED TRIED TO SET UP A BACKCHANNEL WITH HIM

Donald Trump, Jr. met with Alexander Torshin, a senior Russian Banker with ties to Organized Crime and the Russian Government, at an NRA event in May 2016.  This was after Torshin approached members of the campaign as an emissary of the Russian government, and after Jared Kushner proposed his own backchannel meeting with Russia, but weeks before the June 9 Trump Tower Meeting.

I’m losing track of all of the Russian contacts that the Trump children had when they were working with the campaign.  They had more contact with Russians than the Germans did in Leningrad.

Did they put an ad in the Moscow version of Backpage.com looking for “Russians willing to help my daddy win the presidency?”

 

FOX NEWS PREVENTED REPORTER FROM COVERING RUSSIAN CONNECTIONS

Interesting things happen when investigating sexual harassment charges in court.  Jessica Gollohor, a former Fox News correspondent, testified today in the UK that she was told by her bosses at Fox that she wasn’t allowed to investigate Trump’s connections with Russia, even if she paid her own way.

Fox hasn’t just avoided looking into the largest story of this generation, they’ve worked with the White House to distract from it.  Trump isn’t in the White House with Fox News spreading propaganda.

 

McMASTER REPORTEDLY CALLS TRUMP AN IDIOT, RIGHT WING TROLLS PUSH FOR FIRING, SIMILAR TO EVENTS FROM AUGUST

This is another weird one. Supposedly, National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster called Trump an idiot at a private function.

It’s not weird that he’d say that, but out of character that he’d do that in public.  McMaster has been one of the “calming” voices in the White House, and doesn’t suffer fools.

After this story broke, Natasha Bertrand reposted this story from August.  He’s been a target of the far right for a while, so it surprise me at all to see a bunch of trolls come out and push a bunch of #FireMcMaster trends.

 

TRUMP CALLS NORTH KOREA A TERROR STATE

Trump called North Korea a terror state today.  I’d say this was something other than a distraction if I honestly thought so, but I don’t.  I don’t put it past Trump to try to start World War III to avoid jail time.

 

ROMAN ABROMOVICH, ROBERT MERCER’S YACHTS MOOR OFF FLORIDA COAST DAYS BEFORE TRUMP GOES TO MAR-A-LAGO FOR THANKSGIVING BREAK

What does a Russian Oligarch, a Billionaire, and a second rate faux-luxury golf course and resort have in common?

Trump Thanksgiving Week Vacation.

Roman Abramovich, owner of many things Russian and Chelsea Football Club in the Premiere League, docked his $400 million yacht off the coast of Florida this past weekend.  Not more than a mile away, Robert Mercer parked his $75 million yacht.

 

BILL BROWDER ACCUSED OF MURDERS IN RUSSIA AFTER HE WAS BANNED FROM COUNTRY

It’s pretty obvious at this point that Vladimir Putin hates Bill Browder, but his latest attempt to discredit him is actually funny.

So, Bill was kicked out of Russia in 2005, after being a pain in the ass for the Oligarchs. He hasn’t been allowed in Russia since then, and if he does show up, he’ll be set up for a show trial, then sent to a prison where he’ll be tortured to death.  There are dozens of trumped up charges against him citing fraud, corruption, and several other white collar crimes.

Now, Putin’s trying to pin some unsolved murders on him.  Not just any murders, but ones performed by the Russian Mafia against whistleblowers and corrupt officials.

These murders took place from 2006 to 2008, a few years AFTER he was kicked out of Russia and robbed of several hundred million dollars.

 

TURKEY INVESTIGATES PREET BHARA, OTHER US ATTORNEYS

Turkey doesn’t like Preet. They’ve started an investigation into him on some corruption charges after he prosecuted a Turkish National for money laundering.

That national is reportedly cooperating with Robert Mueller in the Trump Investigation, and can deliver Mike Flynn’s head on a silver plate.

But, congratulations to Preet Bhara, on being investigated in Turkey for corruption charges.  At this point, it’s a badge of honor to speak out against a tyrant like Erdogan.  Considering he’s already banned from Russia, and likely Turkey, he might have to settle for Disney World for vacation.

 

TRUMP’S FIRST MOSCOW VISIT

Here’s a piece from Politico about Trump’s first trip to Moscow in 1987.

During the Cold War.

There’s a lot of juicy pieces in this story, but the short version is he had some help, likely unwittingly at first, from the KGB.  They wouldn’t have signed off on just any American celebrity coming to visit.

 

TRUMP TO SHUT DOWN CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION.

Trump is trying to shut down his charitable organization. This is the same organization that has been under investigation for over a year for several acts of self-dealing and alleged fraud.  They can’t officially shut down until after the New York State Attorney General is done with his investigation.  Considering that Attorney General Schneiderman is working closely with Mueller’s team on some pardon-proof charges, I don’t think that’ll happen soon.

 

WRAP-UP

That’s it for today.  I’m not sure how this week is going to go.  It’s a short week with a holiday, so traditionally nothing happens.  That said, we’ll probably get something big dropped on Friday in an attempt to bury the lede.

There’s been talk for the last month that Flynn has flipped, or there’s at least an offer on the table, but he has to act soon.  If he doesn’t, him and his son are in for a bad time.

Another piece of info I’m following up on involves Indictment (A) and Indictment (B) on Manafort and Gates.  Maybe I read something wrong, but those two were supposedly arrested on charges in Indictment (B), and Indictment (A) is still sealed.  That raises several questions about what could be in (A), and if this is the practice for everyone at this stage.  Think about it, Mueller has to deal with the chance of everyone being pardoned, and having to take this fight to overturn those to the Supreme Court.  While that fight is going on, these people will flee the country and go to ground to avoid justice. However, if everyone has a Non-Russia related indictment, it makes it hard for Trump to pardon them for those crimes without it coming off as an abuse of power, which is another series of crimes.  So, everyone gets arrested under their Indictment (B)’s, and once Trump is effectively neutered, and the investigation is getting closer to the end, the (A)’s drop. The Indictment (A) series is the Russia related stuff, where some of the capital crimes are located, like espionage and conspiracy to commit treason.  Yes, I used the T word.  We’re going to have to get used to it over the next few months.

 

Thank you, and have a good one.

“Without Journalists, it’s just propaganda.”

– Katy Tur

Screwing Up Turkey Day

In the United States, this week is Thanksgiving. It’s a time to stand back and give thanks for what one has. This is immediately followed by Black Friday, a day where people covet what their neighbor has, and they go out to buy unwanted things for people they don’t like with money they don’t have.

Part of Thanksgiving Week is the Traditional Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. This includes the Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon. It’s a ceremony where the President selects a turkey to be spared from butchers block.

It’s a very lighthearted affair, and is literally the easiest thing that a President does all year. Only a complete and total idiot with no sense of empathy or social mores could fuck this up.

That being said, I’m wondering how will Donald Trump fuck this up?

Now, I don’t hope that he embarrasses himself, he does that enough every day. I just want to list as many ways that I think Trump can screw this up. Of course, I will miss what actually happens because, even with as vivid as my imagination is, I’ll miss what actually happens.

There is no order to this list, just how it comes to mind.

HOW DONALD TRUMP WILL FUCK UP THE TURKEY PARDON

  • He cancels the event because he’s not feeling good.
  • He confuses Turkey the bird with Turkey the country.
  • He pardons a series of turkeys, that are actually his family, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, and Mike Flynn dressed in turkey costumes.
  • He screws up that, and his family eats Paul Manafort for dinner.
  • He names a turkey Hilary, then is caught on a hot mic saying “I’m gonna eat that bitch.”
  • He makes some disparaging and borderline racist comments about Native Americans.
  • The comments aren’t even remotely borderline.
  • He makes some racist comments about Senator Elizabeth Warren.
  • He bitches about Indian Casinos.
  • He confuses Indians with Native Americans. This involves jokes about casinos and tech support.
  • He answers questions from reporters about Al Franken, Russia, or Nazis.
  • He answers those questions honestly.
  • He tries to pardon his co-conspirators.
  • He uses the Turkey Pardon to initiate his own version of the Saturday Night Massacre in an attempt to fire Robert Mueller.
  • Someone gets arrested at the ceremony.
  • Trump makes a bunch of “gobble, gobble” noises.
  • He says something about eating reporters or children.
  • He casually confirms some of the worst rumors from the Steele Dossier.
  • Bonus points if it’s the pee tape.
  • Double bonus points if he admits that the girls in the tape were underage.
  • Triple bonus points if he then follows that up with defending Roy Moore and/or condemning Al Franken.
  • Quadruple points if he says “so what”.
  • He casually makes reference to cannibalism.
  • He says that Turkey is his third favorite food behind human flesh and McDonalds.
  • Human flesh is second to a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
  • He goes on a rant about Mexicans, saying that tacos don’t belong in a Thanksgiving feast.

And the absolute worst thing to happen…

  • Trump doesn’t screw this up, and the media trips over themselves congratulating him on a job well done and saying he’s finally acting presidential.