Tuesday. Remember how I said yesterday that this week would normally be quiet, but instead would likely be busy?
Me and my big mouth.
FCC UNVEILS PLAN TO KILL NET NEUTRALITY
It’s war time, fuckers. Net Neutrality is possibly the most important free speech protection of the 21st century.
Short version: Net Neutrality keeps the Internet for Americans free. It keeps us from being China, or Russia, or North Korea. It keeps the ISP monopolies from deciding what news you read, what games you play, what porn you jerk off to, and what movies you watch.
And Trump wants to take that freedom away.
Call, protest, tweet, scream, meme. Do whatever it takes.
TRUMP TALKS WITH PUTIN ON PHONE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
This is crazy. I’d put serious money down that he talks to Putin more than his son Barron.
TRUMP ENDORSES ROY MOORE
Remember when I asked “How could he fuck this up?”
Well, I guessed right. He publicly endorsed Roy Moore.
This, of course caused an uproar on social media. Especially amongst the resistance and patriots, who have been following the many accusations against Donald Trump, including the Jane Doe lawsuit.
For more creepiness…
Roy Moore first noticed his wife at a dance recital when she was 15 or 16 years old. He was at a dance recital, by himself, as a 30 year old.
A retired cop said they had to keep an eye on him around parks and ballgames. They also had to protect the cheerleaders from him.
CARTER PAGE MET HUNGARIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
The Sheldon Cooper of Treason met with Hungarian Officials while representing Trump.
Hungary has developed very close relations to Putin’s regime.
The Hungarians pointed out how bad Carter was in this meeting.
MAR-A-LAGO BUSINESS SAGGING, BEING PROPPED UP BY TRUMP AND ALLIES
Who would’ve thought that people don’t want to have their conventions at Trump’s signature club after he supported Nazis?
Legitimate customers are leaving, and only cronies are filling in the gap.
RUSSIAN NUCLEAR ACCIDENT IN SEPTEMBER
Oh, Jesus Fucking Christ. A nuclear accident took place in Mayak, Russia, back in September, and was kept under wraps until now. Of course, it was discovered by tracking the CLOUD OF RADIATION AS IT TRACKED ACROSS EUROPE.
DANA ROHRABACHER BACHER HAD A CODE NAME, FBI WANTS TO MEET HIM ABOUT ASSANGE MEETING
Dana Rohrabacher was so influential to the Russian efforts in Washington, their intelligence service gave him a code name. I’m still trying to track it down, but “Dipshit Surfer” fits.
By the way, the FBI wants to ask him a few questions about his meeting with Julian Assange.
By the way, it’s Rohrabacher. I’ve been spelling it wrong for a while.
KUSHNER AND ISRAEL
Here’s a Twitter thread from Attorney Renato Mariotti about the seriousness of the newest accusations against Jared Kushner.
WHITE HOUSE POOLING LEGAL DEFENSE FUNDS
Lost in this story about the Trump Campaign no longer paying for Donnie Jr’s legal funds is this tidbit about a legal fund being set up and pooled together.
This could cause some serious conflicts of interest. Let’s say a staffer has to use the fund to pay for an attorney, but Trump puts conditions on it. What’s the staffer to do if those conditions put them between a rock and a hard place?
JUDGE RULES TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER ON SANCTUARY CITIES UNCONSTITUTIONAL
At least there’s some good news.
PALMER REPORT STORY ABOUT INDICTMENT(A)
Bill Palmer wrote a good article about the different indictments in the Russian Investigation, and how these are in place to prevent Trump from using pardons.
GOOGLE TO DE-RANK RT AND SPUTNIK
Google is getting in the game. They’re looking to de-rank Sputnik and RT, following their registration as Russian state agents.
That’s it for today. There were still a few things I didn’t get to. We’re getting the news dump a little early this week due to the holiday.