Thursday.
GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS REPRESENTED TRUMP TO UK AND ISRAELI SETTLERS
The “coffee boy” met with the UK government officials, as well as Israel Settlers.
It’s getting harder and harder for the Trump Administration to keep up their facade that George Papadopoulos was a low-level nobody.
GOODLATTE RETIRING
Republican House Representative Bob Goodlatte announced his retirement earlier today. He will not seek re-election in 2018.
He is the head of the House Judiciary Committee, and if any impeachment motion ever sees the light of day, it pretty much has to go through that committee, and it has to go through him.
PROSECUTORS SEEKING PLEA DEAL WITH MANAFORT SON-IN-LAW
The Wall Street Journal reports that prosecutors are seeking to make a deal with Jeffrey Yohai, Paul Manafort’s son-in-law. Though charges haven’t been brought against him yet, Jeff helped Paul on several real estate deals.
Jeff helped him launder his money, and is looking at some serious criminal charges. Throwing Paulie Walnuts under the bus might keep Jeff out of jail.
SCHILLER INTERVIEWED, TALKS ABOUT RUSSIAN HOOKERS
Schiller claims that the Russians offered Trump 5 women, but they turned them down.
Reports from the IC say that something happened on that trip, but there is some question about whether or not the claims of the “pee-pee tape” are accurate. For more insight, check out Wilderness of Mirrors in the Speed Round.
STEPHEN MILLER INTERVIEWED BY MUELLER
The highest ranking White House advisor yet to be interviewed by the Special Counselor is Stephen Miller. Aside from being a white supremacist, and a prodigy of Steve Bannon, he is a complete douchenozzle.
14 YEARS OLD, DUDE
One of the girls was 14, and he got her phone number while her mom was in a custody hearing.
Another girl, he asked out after speaking to her high school civics class.
Another, he asked out IN FRONT OF HER MOTHER while working at the photo hut. She was 16, and this was two years after he first told her he’d “keep an eye on her.”
The fourth he bought drinks for her while she was 18, below the drinking age.
All of this while he was a prosecutor in Alabama.
What in the actual fuck?
I could understand if one time he asked out a girl, wasn’t sure about her age, she told him, he backed off, and that was it.
But no, fuck that. Here we have a lawyer and West Point grad, in his 30’s, the town’s most eligible bachelor, and he’s trying to fibgerbang a high school freshman.
It’s an age difference of 18 years. That’s less than half of his age at the time, 32. The traditional half+7 still leads to 23.
Here’s what bothers me the most. How many kids did he sentence to jail for doing less than he did?
TRUMP TO MEET PUTIN IN VIETNAM
Trump is planning to meet with Putin. Again. Again.
SPEED ROUND!
ROBERT KRAFT, OWNER OF NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, IN PARADISE PAPERS WITH OFFSHORE HOLDING
PARADISE PAPERS HIGHLIGHT OBSCENE INCOME INEQUALITY
WILDERNESS OF MIRRORS: FAKE TRUMP SEX TAPES EXIST WITH REAL ONES
AL FRANKEN HINTS AT REGULATORY OVERSIGHT OF TECH COMPANIES
GIBRALTAR LOOKING AT ADDING THEIR VERSION OF THE MAGNITSKY ACT
SCHILLER WENT ON McDONALDS RUNS AS TRUMP BALLOONS TO 345 POUNDS
That’s it for today. I have no clue what’s coming tomorrow, but there are rumblings about 34 sealed cases in DC District Court that may have ties to Mueller. I’m not sure how things will unfold, but it could be a very busy day.
Thank you, and have a good one.
“Without Journalists, it’s just propaganda.”
– Katy Tur
None of this is Normal 