It’s been a busy day. Things are ramping up, and it’s only Tuesday.
NIGEL FARAGE IN ALABAMA
This is a little weird. Nigel Farage, of Brexit fame, and friends with Julian Assange, is in Alabama to campaign for Ron Moore in the GOP Primary.
Why in the Crystal Pepsi Flavored Fuck is this even a thing? Who made this call? Who said “Bring in Farage. He only has every tie to Russia, and is likely being tracked by every Intelligence agency on the planet. Send the shady Brit to Alabama.” It’s almost like Treason Train runs through Birmingham.
IVANKA AND DONNIE TRIED TO BUMP TIFFANY OUT OF THE WILL
I don’t write much about Trump child drama, but I’m including This story to remind people that Tiffany lives.
It’s a bit of a dick move to try to get a sibling written out of the will. I think it shows what this brood values.
ROGER STONE TESTIFIED BEFORE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE
I haven’t seen any stories yet on how it went, but Donald Trump’s Campaign Advisor Roger Stone met the HIC today. Considering his opening statement was half delusional, half falsified events.
Let’s see how this ends.
TEEN VOGUE EDITORIAL PIECE ON THE KNEELING CONTROVERSY
Many things have happened in 2017 that I never could have predicted. Following Teen Vogue is right up there with cheering on the FBI and learning about Constitutional Law.
Teen Vogue has taken up the mantle of reporting politics in a straight forward way, highlighting the insanity. Remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort came to power, and the main newspaper became propaganda for the Death Eaters, and the young kids magazine became the voice of the resistance? That’s Teen Vogue.
HRC ASKS IF TRUMP KNOWS THAT PUERTO RICO IS AMERICA?
Yep, this happened. She called out the Orange Molester.
After a week of waiting while PR suffers, and after attacking them on Twitter for having a lot of debt, some of it after Trump abandoned a golf course there to foreclosure, Trump finally sent humanitarian aid, but only after seeing the criticism against him.
Puerto Rico will be his Katrina.
MUELLER INVESTIGATING RUSSIAN MONEY TO THE RNC
Even though it’s been flying around the Rumor Mill for a while, but ABC reports that Mueller is looking into Russian money flowing to the Republican National Committee.
This is big.
Dark money is a big problem in politics, and if it turns out that the Russians laundered money to the RNC, that could implicate each and every candidate who received money in the election last year.
It’s like they watched House of Cards season 2, but skipped the finale.
SPEED ROUND!
IRS SHARING DOCUMENTS WITH BOBBY THREE STICKS
BLUMENTHAL THINKS MANAFORT AND FLYNN 99% LIKELY TO BE INDICTED
SHOUTY SPICE LAWYERS UP, BITCHES!
THE ZOMBIE SENATE HEALTH CARE BILL IS DEAD… FOR NOW
17,000 VOTERS DETERRED FROM VOTING IN WISCONSIN’S LARGEST TWO COUNTIES
ACTING HEAD OF DEA RESIGNS AT ENC OF WEEK
MNUCHIN ASJS JUDGE TO THROW OUT CASE AGAINST EXXON
I hope that’s all for today. Something big is on the horizon. What, I’m not sure. But if I were Paul Manafort, I’d spend some time with the loved ones. I think we’ll hear about the first batch of indictments within a few weeks.
“Without Journalists, it’s just propaganda.”
– Katy Tur
Thank you, and have a good one.
None of this is Normal 